Monday, January 5, 2009

When in doubt...blame the economy

Milli Vanilli had it all wrong. Don't blame it on the rain...the economy is a much better target.

Have a cold? stress from worrying about the economy brought it on.

Fought with a friend? relationships suffer during such economic downturns.

Overate and now regret it? the economy has created an eat or be eaten environment.

Gave someone a lame birthday present? the economy has limited your options.

Single? the economy
Ugly? the economy
Rude? the economy
Failure? the economy

Made an oddball random post after midnight? the economy