Hiding with the platypus

I have to come here now to update my bland non eventful life. My 'other' blog has been taken over by a persistant individual who insists on meeting me for beers. I have tried many ways to make it clear i don't want to ever meet this person for drinks. I even went to so far as to leave the country...and i just can't kill his delusion that I might say yes.

Why won't his hope die, I've poisoned it, stabbed it, thrown mashed potatoes, it just wont die!

Anyhoo, i was thinking the other day, the duckbill platypus is one fugly weird ass animal. but its got a weapon on its heel...which sort of explains the overinflated sense of self esteem it has.

The David Carouso Method of Acting (Flowchart)

When in doubt...blame the economy

Milli Vanilli had it all wrong. Don't blame it on the rain...the economy is a much better target.

Have a cold? stress from worrying about the economy brought it on.

Fought with a friend? relationships suffer during such economic downturns.

Overate and now regret it? the economy has created an eat or be eaten environment.

Gave someone a lame birthday present? the economy has limited your options.

Single? the economy
Ugly? the economy
Rude? the economy
Failure? the economy

Made an oddball random post after midnight? the economy